Bederf Jouself. Jou Rowwe Bliksem!
Buffelsfontein brandewyn is ‘n pleister vir leed, ‘n koue lappie op ‘n koorsige voorkop en ouma se lamsboud in die oond. Dit lawe die seer van ‘n liefdesbrief wat onbeantwoord bly, duur diesel en ‘n lammer wat in jou suiping verdrink. Dis raken op ‘n sinkdak, die reuk van buskruit uit ‘n slot-aksie en ‘n land vol mielieplante wat gelyk deur die grond breek. Dis gemaklike vellies, geelvet biltong en damswem in Desember.
Dit rank deur jou binneste soos ‘n DJ Opperman gedig, hardlooprugby en die hoendervleis as jy daai plastiek van ‘n splinternuwe trekker se sitplek trek. So gaan plak jou gat neer langs ‘n vuur, gooi ‘n lange en bederf jouself, jou rowwe bliksem.
5 golden tickets are up for grabs today.
And, much like Charlie and those other 4 kids, you need to buy something to stand a chance at winning one.
The only real difference: if you find one of our golden tickets, you score R3000.
This instead of a guided tour of a madman's chocolate factory with a 4 in 5 chance of suffering some cruel and unusual candy-related disfigurement.