MellerwareBiltong King Biltong Cutter + Biltong King Food Dehydrator with Drying Shelves
R699
About
Mellerware offers a wide range of household small appliances to compliment your lifestyle. From the contemporary range to the more stylish executive range there are products here to suite your taste and budget. Mellerware makes life easier!
Create your own mouth wateringly delicious biltong at home with the Mellerware Biltong King. The Biltong King comes with hanging rods for biltong and droëwors. It also has drying shelves included for your dried fruit and vegetables, the continuous air flow to speed up the drying process. The Biltong king has a light fitting to reduce the moisture build up. The new easy to assemble design makes the mellerware biltong king a must have for all.
Product Features
Biltong Cutter
- Anti bacterial cutting block
- Detachable knife for easy cleaning or independent use
- Built in tungsten-carbide knife sharpener
- High Quality Stainless Steel Blade
- Compact spanner included for easy assembly
- Warranty: 2 Year Guarantee
- Dimensions: 35cm x 45.5cm x 40.6cm
- Weight: 13.9kg
- Model Number - BC002
Bilton King Food Dehydrator
- Hanging rods for biltong and droewors
- Drying shelves for fruit and vegetables
- Light fitting to reduce moisture
- Continuous airflow to speed up drying
- New easy to assemble design
- Model Number - BK002
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