Distilled five times and charcoal three through a process allowing the retention of the character of the pure spirit whilst filtering out impurities.
Now it's just four-fifths of a traffic fine. Or about 19 minutes of therapy. Or literally one bespoke-artisanal-organic oat milk flat white with a deconstructed biscotti accompaniment.
Alternatively, you could get ANY of these craaaazy-sweet deals.
But only today.
Get ready to pay like it's 1999.