Lalibela honey is not heat-treated, irradiated or processed in any way so that all of the natural sugars, vitamins, enzymes, minerals, aromatic substances and colours of the honey remain undamaged.
What do road crews use in the North Pole? Snow cones. - That one obviously doesn't work in Mzansi because no-one works on roads here.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap - As we know, if it's not AmaPiano, South Africans aren't listening to it. Elves or otherwise.
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs - As per the above, South Africans will dance anywhere, any time, any place. No dance floor, petrol station forecourt or stadium terrace is safe from dancing South Africans.