Our men’s garments are made from a special hemp, cotton and elastane blend fabric, deriving benefits from all three fibers.
Hemp is one of the most sustainable fibers available. Its production requires less pesticides, herbicides, fertiliser, water, energy and land than that of other fibres. Hemp is strong, durable, antibacterial and biodegradable. Also, hemp plants absorb more carbon dioxide than trees, and hemp fibre production is a completely chemical-free process. We love hemp!
Although cotton is less sustainable than hemp, it gives our fabric absorbency and adds softness, breathability, and sweat-wicking properties to our garments.
Lastly, our fabric contains a bit of elastane, a man-made stretchable fiber. This is to make sure our garments fit well and stay taut on your tush.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.