The Blushingly Beautiful, Beautifier 3-in-1 Slimming and Beautifying Device employs the EMS, infrared and ultrasonic systems to give you an all rounded effect!
The slimming and beautifying unit encourages the blood circulation which in turn tightens the skin and boosts metabolism. The ultrasonic function will give the skin a warm tingling sensation, be sure to use with ease, the machine will automatically lower the temperature when it is complete with its cycle.
The Beautifier will keep you blushingly beautiful!
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.