This Dirty Bertie collection will delight his many fans who revel in his revolting ways! Enjoy the comic capers of Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - in this bumper pack of 3 books which boasts a total of 21 stories!
Dirty Bertie: Monster
Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits – is back for another helping of comic chaos! With ever-increasing madcap schemes and crazy capers, Bertie continues to delight his legions of fans who revel in his revolting ways. Join Bertie as he turns Know-All Nick into a monster, gets stuck on a mountain with Dad and comes face to face with his French double!
Dirty Bertie: Heaps of Havoc - 3 in 1
A Dirty Bertie collection to delight his legions of fans who revel in his revolting ways! Enjoy the comic capers of Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - in this bumper book of nine revolting stories from SMASH! RATS! and JACKPOT! Join Bertie as he finds himself in a spot of bother with Mrs Nicely next door, crosses paths with a cheeky rodent and wins the lottery (or thinks he does)!
Dirty Bertie: Mayhem and Mischief - 3 in 1
Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - in this bumper book of nine revolting stories from Burp! Yuck! and Bogeys! Join Bertie as he stages a rebellion in the school dinner hall, has a sickly time at the fairground, and tries to give up his lifelong habit of picking his nose!
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