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Just Short200ml Variety Box of Non-Alcoholic Cocktails/Mixers (R24.91 Per Bottle, 12 Bottles)

R24.91 Per Bottle
R24.91 Per Bottle

R299

Retail: R410
About

Started in 2020 - the year the world fell apart. The founders of Just Short had to pivot. Everything that could be so right about everything right now, bottled into party-sized, pocket rockets of cocktail deliciousness. They are for everyone - even those that “don’t really drink cocktails”. Designed for the ease of drinking great quality cocktails from just about anywhere. Named for the fact that they are "complete", Just short of the booze.

Product Features

2 x 200ml Paloma

  • Description: Mexico | citrus | dry
  • Taste: grapefruit, vanilla, pink peppercorn
  • Contains: Grapefruit | water | vanilla | pink peppercorn | celery | sugar | citrus alternative
  • JUST SHORT: tequila | mezcal | vodka | gin

2 x 200ml Future Mary

  • Description: you DO like tomato! | umami | the brunch-er
  • Taste: tomato water, spices, green tea, shiitake, chilli
  • Contains: tomato water | green tea | water | shiitake | ginger | garlic | chilli | salt | cayenne pepper | smoked paprika | black pepper | citrus alt | sugar
  • JUST SHORT: gin | vodka | rum | whisk(e)y | brandy | tequila

2 x 200ml Komodo

  • Description: tropical | oriental | mo' fire
  • Taste: granadilla, pickled ginger, coriander
  • Contains: granadilla | water | pickled ginger | coriander | sugar | citrus alternative
  • JUST SHORT: gin | vodka | rum | whisk(e)y | tequila | sake

2 x 200ml Pina Kaleido

  • Description: KOKO-nut | silky | thongs
  • Taste: coconut water, pineapple, orange, cardamom
  • Contains: coconut water | pineapple | water | orange | desiccated coconut | cardamom | salt | sugar | citrus alternative
  • JUST SHORT: rum | vodka | whisk(e)y | brandy

2 x 200ml Cake

  • Description: birthdays | strippers | sprinkles
  • Taste: vanilla, caramel, pretzels, grape
  • Contains: grape | water | verjuice | rice wine vinegar | caramel (dairy) | vanilla | pretzel | citrus alternative
  • JUST SHORT: whisk(e)y | gin | vodka | mezcal
  • Allergens: wheat, gluten, dairy

2 x 200ml Sweet Nothing

  • Description: simple | light | butterfly kisses
  • Taste: basil, anise, sugar snap pea
  • Contains: water | sugar snap pea | basil | anise | sugar | citrus alternative
  • JUST SHORT: tequila | rum | gin | whisk(e)y
Product Specifications
  • ABV: 0.0%
  • Expiry date: June 2021
  • Keep refrigerated | 6-month shelf life from bottling.
  • Contents may separate - gently rotate.
  • Carbonated
  • Serves one cocktail | Bottle size: 200ml.
  • Made with natural ingredients.
  • Preservatives: Sodium Benzoate, Natamycin, Potassium Sorbate

The deal includes:

  • 2 x Paloma 200ml
  • 2 x Future Mary 200ml
  • 2 x Komodo 200ml
  • 2 x Cake (contains dairy) 200ml
  • 2 x Pina Kaleido 200ml
  • 2 x Sweet Nothing 200ml
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We'll be the first to admit we rushed this

Due to several work emergencies (the details of which we legally can't discuss) we had less than 200 seconds to bang this out.

So instead of something clever and sales-related, here are a few actual quotes that actual people actually said:

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields.

"I guess I'm going to fade into Bolivian" - Mike Tyson.

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke" - Donald Trump.

True icons.