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Insomnia? Get ready to cook its goose!

If you've ever visited any form of animal farm or petting zoo, you probably know that the most terrifying creature there is a goose. One with goslings running behind her? Even more so! (Baby geese, not Ryan Gosling.) It's no wonder some folks even use them as guard animals. Ain't nobody messing with a goose on a warpath.

They're not all bad news, of course. Apparently they taste pretty delicious - we haven't tried it, though. Despite all the air fryers we sell, nobody in the office has tried shoving a goose in one. Their feathers are also great in pillows, like our main deal of premium 100% goose feather pillows from Jack Brown.

Stick a fork in your sleepless nights. They're done.