The KODAK Disposable Razor 2 is a great value-for-money razor. Perfect for simplicity and precision, this razor features two long-lasting Swedish steel blades and a solid plastic handle for sturdiness. No need to change the blades either, just throw them away as necessary!
What do road crews use in the North Pole? Snow cones. - That one obviously doesn't work in Mzansi because no-one works on roads here.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap - As we know, if it's not AmaPiano, South Africans aren't listening to it. Elves or otherwise.
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs - As per the above, South Africans will dance anywhere, any time, any place. No dance floor, petrol station forecourt or stadium terrace is safe from dancing South Africans.