During sport and exercise, our bodies transpire. This is to ensure that our body temperature does not rise too high. Transpirating can affect performance. It is therefore important to continue to drink well. ISOTONIC (isotonic beverage with neutral pH) is the ideal solution.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.