The 1.8m Golden Christmas Tree is a full Christmas offering, including everything needed to decorate the it; lights, decorations, tinsel and a star tree topper.
Designed with 500 tips, a mixture of pine and bottle brush with two tone colour leaves. Embellished with 22 pinecones.
What do road crews use in the North Pole? Snow cones. - That one obviously doesn't work in Mzansi because no-one works on roads here.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap - As we know, if it's not AmaPiano, South Africans aren't listening to it. Elves or otherwise.
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs - As per the above, South Africans will dance anywhere, any time, any place. No dance floor, petrol station forecourt or stadium terrace is safe from dancing South Africans.