Keep cool in the hot weather with the Mellerware Icemaster Ice Maker. The Icemaster will produce 12kg of bullet-shaped ice cubes in 24 hours. It has a storage capacity of 0.7kg and 2.2L of water. Included with the Icemaster are an ice scoop and viewing window.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.