Getting your toilet clean is not hard at all. Duck Deep Action Gel Toilet Cleaner sanitizes your toilet, killing 99.9% of germs and bacteria. It has a uniquely shaped neck—inspired by yours truly—that allows you to better reach under the rim, leaving your toilet clean and with a fresh, long-lasting fragrance that you will want to splash your feathers in. (Although for non-feathered humans that is certainly not recommended. Or so I am told to say.)
The stats we're presenting here are based purely on our staff, who make up a tiny percentage of the general population, but they tell us that 100% of our staff that ordered something online exhibited signs of excitement when that thing was delivered.
We know the saying "Money can't buy happiness", but you don't often see someone crying on a jetski - and not just because all that water splashing around would make it hard to identify the tears in the first place.
Although we do have to ask: if our savings are this good, shouldn't we be calling it discount therapy instead?