This Pill Organiser is the ideal contraption to help you stay on top of your medication, especially if you take large numbers of tablets throughout the course of a day. There are 4 compartments for each day of the week, clearly marked in both text and braille as well as colour coordinated to help you differentiate the days and times. The clear finish helps you to see which pills are inside the compartment, while the handy backup compartment lets you store extra tablets.
See, it's a clever name because free sounds like three, but still practical because if you buy four or more products we'll give you the cheapest one absolutely gratis.
We haven't seen something work on that many levels since we went to a fancy hotel and had a fella press the buttons in the elevator for us.
Which is a weird job to have, if you really think about it. Does he get regular bathroom breaks? Is claustrophobia ever a concern? How many times does he have to fake a laugh at the "this job must have its ups and downs" joke?
But don't think about it for too long. You only have today to capitalise on the multiple-product-purchases-scores-you-discounts-on-discounts offering.