KEEP YOUR COMPLETE HOME CLEAN and SANITIZED!
Are you still using expensive chemicals to clean your home, then this is for you. If you have a baby or pets that walk and crawl on these floors, don't you think using chemicals can harm them?
We weren't going to make a big deal about it, mostly because America's still busy dealing with Trump and the effect he's having ever since they hired him to run the show.
But birthdays are reason for celebration, so congratulations to them and well done to every firework outlet for almost certainly doubling their monthly income overnight.
In a show of goodwill, we'd like to invite every American citizen living in South Africa to choose their favourite product from today's deals and consider it a birthday present from us.
In exchange for money, of course. Excessive generosity does little to keep the lights on.