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You love people and you want to get those people gifts to show them you love them, but you don't want that enough to fight for parking and stand in queues and push your way through other shoppers.
That's totally fair. It doesn't make you a bad person.
So do your birthday shopping online! But not just anywhere online, because some places don't offer discounts and DEFINITELY don't give you one item free when you buy four or more.
But we do. Because we care about you.
And because this clever little marketing promotion should cover the cost of the in-office swimming pool we're having installed.
We're nothing if not honest.