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SA VitaminsMean Mass Anabolic Muscle Gain Advanced Formula (500g)

R159

Retail: R220
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SAV MEAN MASS ADVANCED FORMULA is a High carbohydrate, high protein, calorie dense weight gainer packed with nutrients to assist with rapid muscle growth, fast recovery and weight gain. Scientifically designed MEAN MASS becomes the ultimate Meal replacement Powder, the Additional Creatine and Arginine mixture promotes pump, cell volumisation, and vasodilation. SAV Mean Mass Boasts a blend of super high-quality protein sources, complex carbohydrates and a full set vitamin and mineral profile.

SUGGESTED USE:

  • Add required amount depending on the timing of meal and body weight (under 80kg: 60g-90g, over 80kg: 90g-120g) to two glasses of milk. Use a shaker or a blender for a super mass drink with added fruit, yoghurt and/or ice-cream. For best results use in conjunction with SAV Pyro Octane and SAV Raw Animal.

WARNING:

  • Contains no common allergens, but is produced in a facility that processes Whey, Casein, Soy, and Egg. 

INGREDIENTS:

  • L-Arginine, L-Leucine, L-Glutamine, Vitamin and Mineral mix, Flavourant, Sucralose, Whey Protein Concentrate, Whey Protein Isolate, Casein, Fresh Dried Egg Albumen, Skim Milk Powder, Whey Powder, Maltodextrin, Dextrose, Crystalline Fructose, Creatine Monohydrate.
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