This goose down duvet inner boasts a quality of 60% goose down with 40% goose feather. It is the ultimate all year round duvet inner.
We're not talking about that Mentalist fella from the TV series, although hey, if you can somehow make that happen then colour us impressed.
But as far as Simon Bakers go, he's distinctly the less desirable of the two in this case. For one thing, he's not made of goose down and we doubt his TOG rating is as high as 9.
And you can't buy him from us today. Not for lack of trying, mind you. His agent was flattered but ultimately unwilling to even negotiate terms and conditions.
So it's just the luxury bedding then. And what luxury it is.