Get relief for your backside and spine with the Egg Sitter Support Cushion--it's constructed in such a way that you can sit on an egg without breaking it! Use it to eliminate soreness and stiffness when sitting for an extended period. It provides all-day support with its honeycomb design that collapses in on itself to absorb pressure points. The flex grid lets air circulate, ensuring it's always cool to the touch. When not in use, it always goes back to its original shape.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half-off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?