OakleyDune Sandals
R199
About
We began with a base of abrasion–defying Unobtainium® and added Red Code™ technology for tuned shock absorption, then we polished it off with a comfortable synthetic strap. It became DUNE™, but only after our designers cooked up an array of optional styles. This is your new sandal for the season of solar rays.
Product Details
- Synthetic strap
- Exclusive Red Code textured foam deck
- Microban® antimicrobial treatment
- High traction outsole of Unobtainium rubber with high abrasion resistance
- TPU icon accent
- Step-in comfort
- Super plush deck
- Ultimate liner
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.