Let your little one have a turn in the driver’s seat with the Jeronimo Police Bike. Your child will ride in style with all the motorbike’s amazing features such as a button which plays fun sounds, movable steering wheel and a 15W motor. With a 6V45AH battery operated motor this bike will reach around 3km/h. The Siren Police Bike can tolerate weight of up to 25kgs. We recommend that children under age 3 drive with adult supervision. Please charge the battery for 10 – 12 hours before use. Your little one will have hours of fun driving this exciting toy ride!
You know the type. They'll say something along the lines of "I really miss my old Chevy Spark. This Audi SUV is so much harder to park."
Rest assured they don't miss that Chevy AT ALL. They just want you to know that they spent truckloads of cash on the latest Audi, but they want to come across as really casual because somehow that makes them cooler. Or something.
You'd think the complete lack of any complimentary responses would put an end to this type of self-appreciation, but if anything it's happening more and more.
We'd love to come up with an effective solution to it (honestly, it's what the world needs) but we're waaay too busy running a successful eCommerce company to actually invest the time.
Did you know we're also getting our PhDs on the side? No big deal.