This Alva Heater is the perfect product for a warm and cosy winter. Heat a room up to 60m2 instantly without drying the air. This heater has a stylish gloss finish and a beautiful blue flame burner effect. It is super safe with a flame failure protection device and oxygen depletion sensor. It has a variable heat output and is easy to move around with its swivel wheels. It fits all cylinders with 5/8 bullnose valves. All you need is a gas cyclinder and you are good to go!
You know the type. They'll say something along the lines of "I really miss my old Chevy Spark. This Audi SUV is so much harder to park."
Rest assured they don't miss that Chevy AT ALL. They just want you to know that they spent truckloads of cash on the latest Audi, but they want to come across as really casual because somehow that makes them cooler. Or something.
You'd think the complete lack of any complimentary responses would put an end to this type of self-appreciation, but if anything it's happening more and more.
We'd love to come up with an effective solution to it (honestly, it's what the world needs) but we're waaay too busy running a successful eCommerce company to actually invest the time.
Did you know we're also getting our PhDs on the side? No big deal.