ZzyshArgon Gas Wine Preserver Set - No. 1 Wine Preserver World Wide!
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About
zzysh® IS THE NO.1 WINE PRESERVER WORLDWIDE.
Have you ever wanted to enjoy a glass of wine without having to worry about the rest of the bottle? Or open several bottles at a time so that everybody’s palate is happy? Now you can with zzysh® Wine Preserver!
Unlike conventional wine preservers that simply create a vacuum, the zzysh® Wine Preserver also replaces the harmful oxygen in an opened bottle with 100% food-grade argon gas. Highly recommended by wine experts around the world, this Swiss innovation keeps your wine’s color, aromas and flavors for weeks after opening.
The zzysh® Wine Preserver consists of one zzysh® Hand Piece, one zzysh® Wine Stopper with an innovative sealing technology, and one zzysh® Wine Cartridge. Each cartridge can preserve up to eight bottles of nearly any type of wine, including more delicate and older wines. Now wine lovers and experts can enjoy as much as they’d like without having to finish the entire bottle; restaurants can offer more by-the-glass options; and multiple-course meals just got a lot tastier.
Product Features
- Highly effective wine preserver that prevents your wine from oxidizing.
- Preserves natural flavor and quality for weeks.
- Replaces the air in an opened bottle with 100% food-grade argon gas.
- Innovative Swiss design using high-quality materials that make it extremely easy to use.
- A perfect gift for wine lovers.
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