Jagermeister3 Bottle Tap Machine + 3 Bottles of Jagermeister
R4,999
*Please note alcohol cannot be sold to persons under the age of 18
About
The Jägermeister 3 Bottle Tap Machine is perfect for serving up ice cold shots at 0°F. This machine is great for bar settings or at-home entertaining.
Product Features
- Holds 3 Jägermeister Bottles (750ml and 1L sizes only)
- Compact Design
- Chills Jägermeister to below freezing temperatures
- Graphics and logos backlit with LED technology
- Low indicator light
- 1 year limited warranty
Product Specifications
- Dimensions: 11" W x 15" D x 26" H (when loaded with Jager bottles)
- Normal operation uses less than 2 standard 100 Watt light bulbs
Package Includes
- 1 Tap Machine
- 3 Bottle Stoppers
- 1 Drip Tray
- 1 Air Filter
- 1 Full Color Users Guide,
- 1 Sleeve of disposable 1.5oz shot cups and 1 Sleeve of disposable 4.5oz drink cups.
- 3 bottles of Jagermeister- 1L
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