Ginologist0% Alcohol Free Gin
R249
About
We have all overheard many confirmed tipplers saying that there’s no point to alcohol-free drinks yet what is certain is that the world at large including South Africa is drinking less. This has been perfectly highlighted in the plethora of new non-alcoholic beers that have come of age in terms of flavour and acceptability. Similarly, the gin revolution has resulted in huge demand for an alcohol-free brand to come to centre stage. Our research indicates that consumers consider quality and flavour to be the
overriding factor which is why we select the most potent botanicals available to enable us to extract maximum flavour in the absence of alcohol such, as lemon balm instead of lemon and host of other bespoke botanicals and real juniper for a perfect London Dry taste. Our distilling process uses No alcohol at ANY time so this is not an alcoholic product that has been denatured, Ginologist 0% is truly alcohol-FREE. Yet once mixed with tonic it’s hard to believe that you are not drinking a perfectly crafted premium gin.
This wonderful taste sensation offers those who can’t or won’t partake in alcohol for whatever reason the opportunity to have a sophisticated drink in keeping with the company and setting whilst staying sober and alcohol-free. This growing trend is spreading. Unlike ready to drink alcohol-free ‘gins’, Ginologist 0% has all the ritual and good taste associated with pouring a premier gin and you can trust the most awarded gin in Africa to bring you a 0% drink
that has all the quality and flavour that Ginologist is known for. Enjoy it with your friends and family today.
Product Features
- Small Batch
- 0% Alcohol
- 750ml
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.